...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
...yeah, went to the gym. No, really, I did. Half an hour on the elliptical, jogged 2.5 miles. Yes, really. I burned like 500 calories, that's not bad... well... it won't be bad as I start to eat better. I am too going to eat better! Yes, yes I am!
Stop laughing.
Okay now you're hurting my feelings.
Thank you.
In other news the A's came back from a 3-0 5th inning deficit to take the lead 4-3, then came back from a 7-4 6th inning deficit to win 9-7 last night, snapping both the White Sox' 8-game winning streak, and the A's own 29-inning scoreless streak. Thank christ. Kendall, Chavez, Kielty and Swisher each had two hits, and Chavez drove in 3 runs. Harden got roughed up though, giving up 5 runs in five and a third innings, raising his season ERA from a gaudy 0.44 to a still-impressive (and more maintainable) 2.10.
In fantasy news, I still hate the Yankees. However, A-Rod is on my fantasy team, and last night against the The Angels Angels, the quarter-billionaire went 4-for-5 with 3 home runs and an absolutely ridiculous 10 RBI. His performance was worth 27 fantasy points... the best team in our league for their entire best week score 275. I think my team is finally waking up (I've scored more points this week than anyone else in the league, and am winning my two games by margins of about 24 and about 58 points. If I win both games this week (against my dad (a division opponent) and Andy), I will pull to .500 on the season, and will have gotten progressively better each week (0-2, 1-1, 1-1, 2-0). Plus, I think my team only looks to get better, with guys like Swisher, McPherson, and Reed getting confidence in their playing time, guys like Renteria and A-Rod who were struggling (are, in the case of Edgar) but will be solid all year long, Rocco Baldelli coming off my DL in July, and the best hitter (Delmon Young) and best pitcher (Felix Hernandez) in the minor leagues sitting, waiting for their shots at The Show.
Oh yeah.
Working out rules. I just feel good. Even though it was yesterday afternoon. Today I'm gonna go back, do more elliptical and maybe, just maybe, attack a nautilus machine or two (they intimidate me).
I made me a workout mix on my iPod, because it kept shuffling to downbeat songs yesterday that just killed me. Without further adieu:
AIR - Alpha Beta Gaga
Alice in Chains - Them Bones
Andre 3000 - Hey Ya!
At the Drive-in - One Armed Scissor
Beck - Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes remix)
Beck - E-Pro
Beck - Mixed Bizness
Beck - Milk & Honey
Big Boi - The Way You Move
Bush - Machinehead
Cake - Let Me Go
Counting Crows - Hangin' Around
The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
Dizzee Rascal - Fix Up, Look Sharp
Dizzee Rascal - Jus' A Rascal
Faith No More - From Out of Nowhere
Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Two Tribes
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Franz Ferdinand - This Fire
Hot Hot Heat - You Owe Me an IOU
The Jayhawks - Come to the River
Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?
Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness
Junior Senior - Move You Feet
The Killers - Somebody Told Me
Korn - Got the Life
Mu - Why I Left
Mu - Jealous Kids
Muse - Hysteria
The Music - Breakin'
N*E*R*D - Things Are Getting Better
New Found Glory - Hit or Miss
The New Radicals - You Get What You Give
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
Nine Inch Nails - Every Day is Exactly the Same
Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
The Rapture - Olio
The Rapture - I Need Your Love
Saliva - Your Disease
Saliva - Doperide
Saliva - Click Click Boom
Slayer - Raining Blood
SR71 - Right Now
Usher - Yeah!
Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
Blur - Song 2
Deftones - My Own Summer
Dub Pistols - Keep Movin'
Fenix TX - Phoebe Cates
Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S.
Tupc & Dr. Dre - California Love
I'm not sure why I just did that.
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