...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
I feel like poop.
I want to find a different job.
One that pays better.
I want to leave work now, not in 5 hours.
I want to be in Disney World. Now.
Actually, I want to be in bed. Now.
I want to be thin. Ha.
I want to be more interesting than I am.
I want I want I want, me me me.
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listening to: Haunted Mansion ride audio ]