...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
Yeah, I did... walked to work. Took about 20 minutes, maybe a little less. Then, at lunch, whatever good I'd done I decided was too much for my body to handle so I walked... I was building on a theme... to Taco Bell and ate processed fattening crap. With hot sauce.
If I knew what was wrong with me, I could warn the others.