...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
This morning sucks. I'm hung over rather righteously, there is a shitload of construction going on in the parking lot of my office building, so half the lot is roped off, I had to park between two SUVs who were forced to park in "compact" spots, and nearly killed myself trying to get out of my car, and now I get to listen to fucking jackhammers for the rest of the goddamn day. And I can't imagine they'll actually be done today, which means it will be the same way tomorrow. I may walk to work tomorrow.