...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
The goddamn Build a Better Burger
competition, held at Sutter Home Winery in Napa every September, isn't open to residents of California, for chrissakes! WTF?!
Oh well... I guess even if I got my Kung Pao Stir-Fry Burger recipe down, it wouldn't win me 50 large. Sunuvabitch...