...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
These days, if you're going to wear t-shirts that say stuff on them at all, you're best off getting something clever, or not remotely clever, from someplace like this:
(i mean, some places like
these)
Rockstartees
Snorg Store
Shop Odd
Dusty Brand
T-Shirt Humor
Busted Tees
Defunker
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