...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
I've always loved Something Awful
, but for a while I stopped reading. I picked it back up a couple months ago and I just can't get enough.
In the "Fashion SWAT
" features, Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons and Dr. Thorpe dissect fashion catalogs, movie posters, whatever works... I've been laughing my ass off this morning at work and trying to be discreet, as Fashion SWAT have pointed their cannons of righteous hilarity at the likes of International Male
. Oh lord...
Oh good christ...
Dr. Thorpe: It's impossible to make a suit look any more like pajamas than that. The last suit looked a lot like pajamas, but this one blows it out of the water. It makes me yawn just looking at it.
Zack: If vertical stripes are slimming I think this suit can teleport the wearer into two dimensional space.
Dr. Thorpe: I think it's a lot more likely to transport him into Captain Nemo's Sandman Slumberland Sleepworld. Because it's fucking PAJAMAS with a TIE.
Zack: Gentleman's pajamas: for the discerning napper. You know he's going to dream about turn of the century baseball games. Then at the end of his dream Ty Cobb will appear and whip a negro child with a car antenna.