...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
I will
live to age 79, unless I start exercising (at all) and become an "occasional exerciser," which will add 3 years. Cutting out my smoking would add 2 it says, and... I love this... it old me "consuming 2 to 3 alcoholic beverages per day has maximized your life expectancy"... of course, that might be my average over a week, but that includes nights of no drinking, so I'm not sure if it works quite like that...