...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
Want to give a shout out to some of the cities I didn't know existed that people are reading my blog from...
Shout out to Acton, MA! Bell, CA! Horsham, PA! Hightstown, NJ! Royal Oak, MI! Lierre, Belgium! Apopka, FL! Falls Church, VA! Germantown, MD! Iqaluit, Canada! Manawa, WI! Warren, MI! Kalispell, MT! Arnhem, Netherlands! Bessemer, AL! Southend-on-sea, England! Hicksville, NY! Kahuku, HI! Rishon Le Zion, Israel!
Plus places like New York, Orlando, Vegas, and Toronto, where I don't know anyone and no one should be interested...
The obvious culprits (SF, Oakland, SJ, Concord, WC, Martinez, even Chicago (mad holla at ma boy, Russ!)) make up a bulk of the traffic, of course.
I promise what pathetic particles of urban "slang" appear here, won't again.