...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
Right over here is a list
of every MLB team, and the Simpsons character they analogize to. Is analogize a word? Analogy, analogous... whatever.
New York Yankees = C. Montgomery Burns
Oakland Athletics = Bart Simpson
San Francisco Giants = Abe "Grandpa" Simpson
Atlanta Braves = Ned Flanders
Toronto Blue Jays = Bumblebee Man
Fun for baseball fans, fun for Simpsons fans... genius when viewed by a fan of both.