...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
I know I link to Something Awful
a lot, but this article, a Cliff's Notes-esque review of R.Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"
, is hi-la-ri-ous!! (unfortunately for me, hil.ario.us is not an available domain name... especially with the halfinchlimp.com reference in the subdomain!)
Anyway, go read the R.Kelly thing. Funny.