...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties
This here is the PocketMod
. Through a customized choice of templates and some ingenious (but not too complicated) folding and cutting, an 8.5x11 piece of paper becomes an eight-page organizer book, just a little bigger than a credit card.
Check it out. I'm going to see if it's something I end up using or not, but it is certainly cool.
Oh yeah... DOUBLE-DIGIT DANCE TIME! WOOHOO!
(that means Heather and I are "double digits"... 99 days... away from Walt Disney World)