dead men tell no tales...

...and drink no wine, and are therefore no good at parties

Monday, October 24, 2005


Vahhlnut Creeek, tank you foh hahving me heeyah

The Governator is coming to W.C.

Tonight, the Governator will be in our very own Creek at the Lesher answering some questions, or something.

I think Heather and I will stay in tonight. The few blocks around Locust and Civic (i.e., Dan's) will be a madhouse, and closed... parking would be fun. Yes, I know, I know... I live a 15 minute walk from the bar, but quite frankly, it isn't the walk down that sucks... it's the walk back.

Anyway, I can't wait to get rid of the damn Governator. Shouldn't be hard, according to SUSA he's the third least-popular governor in the nation.

"Mahhria!! Save mee! Mayke me uh KENNUHDEE!!"

Sorry, Ahhnold. You might have gotten into office on a Total Recall, but your End of Days are near, with all the Collateral Damage you've caused in this state, like your True Lies about education, well, we the voters would love to take an Eraser to your administration, but instead, we'll just have to play The Terminator and chase you out of the state like the Running Man you are. Seeya, Junior.

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